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~PvtSerrano:iconPvtSerrano:

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Just one of those weeks.

Journal Entry: Wed May 7, 2008, 9:19 PM
  • Mood: Suffering
  • Listening to: 3 Doors Down - Let Me Go
  • Reading: Nothing
  • Watching: Nothing
  • Playing: Grand Theft Auto IV
  • Eating: Oranges
  • Drinking: Nyquil
This is my header. Woo.
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You ever just have one of those weeks where Murphy's law goes on a rampage? I'm having one such week at this very moment.

I have a job interview at Sea World on Friday for a tour guide/educator position and out of nowhere comes a nasty cold. Seriously, I felt perfectly fine yesterday. Now I'm guzzling Nyquil (tastes like Valentines Day hearts on a mix of crack cocaine and dog poop), and shoving oranges in my face like nobody's business.

On top of that, I have this nasty burn on my foot from a tragic (though awesome to watch) trampoline incident. Malibu seems fascinated by it and takes every chance she can get to swat at it with her razor-sharp puppy claws.

Add to that, my Jeep's out of gas, I'm strapped for money trying to save up for my trip to Europe next week, and I'm way behind on every piece of writing in my word processor.

Lovely. Well if you'll excuse me, the fog of Nyquil seems to be taking over my thoughts. I'd better go to sleep before I say or do anything stupid.

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Working on:

Vigilante Justice: Redline.
Teeth and Tungsten. (AKA The robot/alien/dinosaur thing)

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 19
  • Current Residence: Cedar City
  • Interests: Guns, Video Games, Movies, Motorcycles, Explosions
  • Favourite movie: Saving Private Ryan
  • Favourite band or musician: Bon Jovi, DragonForce, whatever I feel like
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock or Country
  • Favourite artist: dunno
  • Favourite poet or writer: yes
  • Favourite photographer: me, cause I don't know any others
  • Favourite style of art: Pencil and Camera
  • Operating System: Windows
  • MP3 player of choice: N/A
  • Shell of choice: what?
  • Wallpaper of choice: Blue Angels
  • Skin of choice: mine
  • Favourite game: The Command and Conquer Series and Resident Evil
  • Favourite gaming platform: all
  • Favourite cartoon character: Ren and Stimpy!
  • Personal Quote: Very few problems in life cannot be solved through direct applications of high explosives
  • Tools of the Trade: An old 35mm camera my grandpa gave me My pencils. And Smokey

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~hangmanheadphones:iconhangmanheadphones: Apr 1, 2008, 3:36:15 PM
Oh, that guy. Not me, but I know the guy who did. They were both drunk one night, they got in an argument... Long story short, never give a yeti vodka.

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I am Alex Louise Armstrong in the Fullmetal Alchemist crew.

You are what you eat; eat a person, be a person.
I'm gonna eat your brain and gain your knowledge!

BOLD FLAVOR
~PvtSerrano:iconPvtSerrano: Apr 1, 2008, 3:29:14 PM
I'm no fool! I know all about your meat cellars and village raids! Your people killed my second cousin's uncle! (He was the big guy that smelled like stale licorice if you remember him)

YOU CANNOT FOOL ME.

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Are you a weeaboo? Are you getting shot at? Quick! Read this! [link]

Cezanne was concerned not with fine details, but with an object's thereness and thingitude. - Dr. Andrew Marvick
~hangmanheadphones:iconhangmanheadphones: Apr 1, 2008, 3:25:10 PM
Because it's the truth, you fool!

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I am Alex Louise Armstrong in the Fullmetal Alchemist crew.

You are what you eat; eat a person, be a person.
I'm gonna eat your brain and gain your knowledge!

BOLD FLAVOR
~PvtSerrano:iconPvtSerrano: Mar 31, 2008, 6:34:22 PM
THAT'S JUST WHAT YOU WANT US TO THINK.

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Are you a weeaboo? Are you getting shot at? Quick! Read this! [link]

Cezanne was concerned not with fine details, but with an object's thereness and thingitude. - Dr. Andrew Marvick
~hangmanheadphones:iconhangmanheadphones: Mar 31, 2008, 6:09:16 PM
Hey now! We don't eat people, not if we find them alive.
If they're already dead, fair game.

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I am Alex Louise Armstrong in the Fullmetal Alchemist crew.

You are what you eat; eat a person, be a person.
I'm gonna eat your brain and gain your knowledge!

BOLD FLAVOR
~PvtSerrano:iconPvtSerrano: Mar 31, 2008, 12:47:14 PM
A heritage of eating people >:U

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Are you a weeaboo? Are you getting shot at? Quick! Read this! [link]

Cezanne was concerned not with fine details, but with an object's thereness and thingitude. - Dr. Andrew Marvick
~hangmanheadphones:iconhangmanheadphones: Mar 30, 2008, 4:44:01 PM
Please stop being such an ass to yetis. We are a proud people with a rich cultural heritage.

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I am Alex Louise Armstrong in the Fullmetal Alchemist crew.

You are what you eat; eat a person, be a person.
I'm gonna eat your brain and gain your knowledge!

BOLD FLAVOR
~hangmanheadphones:iconhangmanheadphones: Mar 30, 2008, 4:43:06 PM
I'd really like to.

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I am Alex Louise Armstrong in the Fullmetal Alchemist crew.

You are what you eat; eat a person, be a person.
I'm gonna eat your brain and gain your knowledge!

BOLD FLAVOR
~KittleKat798:iconKittleKat798: Mar 2, 2008, 1:24:47 PM
May I use your picture of Sandstone Canyon for an ink assignment in my art class? It's quite nice and I've got nothin'.

Thank you!
~0volent190:icon0volent190: Feb 25, 2008, 6:22:54 PM
I read it in an article....I'll google it...one minute.

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"Art is beautiful in that it imitates life, but living life to the fullest is, in itself, TRUE ART."
=CallsTheDogHamburger:iconCallsTheDogHamburger: Feb 25, 2008, 6:16:51 PM
PROVE IT!

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THE APPLE SOFTWARE IS NOT INTENDED FOR USE IN THE OPERATION OF NUCLEAR FACILITIES, etc.

If I can't use iTunes+Quicktime to create my nuclear bomb, what will I use?
~0volent190:icon0volent190: Feb 25, 2008, 5:39:14 PM
Pierce Brosnan can't drive a stick and he's James Bond.

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"Art is beautiful in that it imitates life, but living life to the fullest is, in itself, TRUE ART."
=CallsTheDogHamburger:iconCallsTheDogHamburger: Feb 15, 2008, 3:25:16 PM
Agreed. I could drive a stick before I was old enough to get a temporary permit.

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THE APPLE SOFTWARE IS NOT INTENDED FOR USE IN THE OPERATION OF NUCLEAR FACILITIES, etc.

If I can't use iTunes+Quicktime to create my nuclear bomb, what will I use?
~PvtSerrano:iconPvtSerrano: Feb 14, 2008, 10:01:30 PM
Which is why there are so few heroes around. Seriously, everyone should know how to drive stick.

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Are you a weeaboo? Are you getting shot at? Quick! Read this! [link]

Cezanne was concerned not with fine details, but with an object's thereness and thingitude. - Dr. Andrew Marvick
=CallsTheDogHamburger:iconCallsTheDogHamburger: Feb 12, 2008, 10:13:40 PM
It makes me sad to think that some people can't drive stick...

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THE APPLE SOFTWARE IS NOT INTENDED FOR USE IN THE OPERATION OF NUCLEAR FACILITIES, etc.

If I can't use iTunes+Quicktime to create my nuclear bomb, what will I use?
~louie9090:iconlouie9090: Feb 6, 2008, 9:44:41 AM
i couldn't help but notice the Sarah Connor quote in your sig, and i just have to say that show kicks some serious ass. oh, and you have a nice gallery too.

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Don't ask Harry, he's gay now. :heart:
I am right there beside Stephan Colbert, digging around for Nazi gold.
Take my picture by the pool, 'cause I'm the next big thing...

:typerhappy:
~PvtSerrano:iconPvtSerrano: Dec 4, 2007, 9:00:14 PM
:noes: Advice that should be taught in schools!

They just laugh and throw me out when I try, though.

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Are you a weeaboo? Are you getting shot at? Quick! Read this! [link]

Cezanne was concerned not with fine details, but with an object's thereness and thingitude. - Dr. Andrew Marvick
~tinuviels-tragedy:icontinuviels-tragedy: Dec 4, 2007, 4:37:35 PM
Your signature offers great advice.

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haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
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=k-nelo:iconk-nelo: Nov 28, 2007, 11:25:51 AM
hey there! :wave: just passing trought.... :)
~PvtSerrano:iconPvtSerrano: Nov 12, 2007, 5:06:41 PM
Yeah I know. Persistent little turds.

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Are you a weeaboo? Are you getting shot at? Quick! Read this! [link]

Cezanne was concerned not with fine details, but with an object's thereness and thingitude. - Dr. Andrew Marvick
~hellion:iconhellion: Nov 11, 2007, 10:11:26 PM
Damn zombie bastards.

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"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!" - Theodore Roosevelt
~Brushtail:iconBrushtail: Oct 22, 2007, 4:06:24 PM
Heh, your welcome! xD

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~PvtSerrano:iconPvtSerrano: Oct 20, 2007, 6:03:32 PM
Ack. Late on this one! Sorry, it didn't show up in my message center.

But thanks!

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Are you a weeaboo? Are you getting shot at? Quick! Read this! [link]

Cezanne was concerned not with fine details, but with an object's thereness and thingitude. - Dr. Andrew Marvick
~Brushtail:iconBrushtail: Oct 19, 2007, 3:36:43 PM
Happy Birthday Jaycen! :D Hope it's a good one!

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Cameron: "Flames huh?" (About House's Cane)
House: "It makes me look like I'm going faster.."

Check out my Gallery! It's teh BOMB! xD

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